What Monday's Are Good For

Sleeping in, drinking Gin
Building a boat to paddle 'round in
Screaming to quiet the internal din
That's what Monday's are good for.

Doctor's appointments, applying ointments
Ignoring my body's odd little disjointments
Learning to live with life's disappointments
That's what Mondays are good for.

Playing lotto, singing vibrato
Drinking enough to become fully blotto
Coming up with a new life's motto
That's what Monday's are good for.

(And naps.)